| me: | hey |
|---|---|
| friend: | i have a boyfriend |
| me: | whats up |
| friend: | we totally made out last night |
| me: | ok so how are you |
| friend: | in love with my hot boyfriend |
| me: | wow |
| friend: | boyfriend |
47702
remember when they were going to censor the internet
remember when white people cared about kony
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
remember when people planked?
(Source: sweatymannipples1993, via dopefreshsonam)
(Source: scorpiant, via pameladewacwuz)
(via dopefreshsonam)
| me: | *wants boyfriend so bad would literally amputate limbs for boy to make eye contact* |
|---|---|
| me: | *is miserable for never having a boy* |
| me: | *wallows in a pit of self-loathing and insecurity due to boylessness* |
| me: | *cries endlessly because no boys* |
| me: | *no boys* |
| me: | *finally gets a boy* |
| me: | *becomes uninterested* |
| me: | *searches for nonexistent flaws in perfect boy* |
| me: | *wants nothing to do with him* |
| me: | *pushes boy out of life forcefully* |
| me: | *repeats* |
(via canyoudefinethis)
